STINGER
⚡ Official Texas Scorpions Hype Man ⚡
ENTER THE BURROW! 🦂
⚡ Current Hive Energy Level
Click the button to charge it up. Stinger feeds on your energy.
He's feeling it... 🔥
Origin Story
Known only as Stinger, this interdimensional entity hails from Sector 7 of The Neon Hive — a parallel dimension where every single day is Game Day, the sky is perpetually purple, and the population communicates entirely through chants and air horns.
He arrived in Northlake, Texas during a freak lightning storm in the fall of 2024. Arena staff found him standing at center ice at 3am, wearing a scorpion jersey and holding a fog machine. Nobody asked questions. He never left.
His Earth documents list his occupation as "Professional Vibe Technician."His address is listed as "The Burrow."
The Stats
Personality & Vibes
🔥 Chaotically Positive
Stinger has never had a bad day. Not because his days are always good — but because he refuses to acknowledge a vibe below 'INCREDIBLE.' Scientists call this 'Chronic Hype Syndrome.' He calls it Tuesday.
💜 Fiercely Loyal
Once Stinger adopts you as part of the Hive, you're in for life. He has memorized the name of every season ticket holder. He sends them birthday hype-texts. Nobody asked him to do this. He does it anyway.
⚡ Slightly Unhinged
He once started a chant during a power outage. In the dark. For 12 straight minutes. The lights came back on and the Scorpions scored 30 seconds later. Coincidence? Stinger says no. We believe him.
🦂 Stinger's Scorpions Facts
"He knows things. Don't ask how."
"Stinger once hyped up a crowd so hard the scoreboard shorted out. The Scorpions won anyway."
BOOK STINGER
Texas Scorpions Official Hype Man — pick your package, then add travel below.
$75
- Meet and greet with Stinger in full costume
- Photos on guests' phones
- High-fives, dancing and playful guest interaction
- Great for birthdays, small gatherings and business visits
$125
Everything in the 30-minute, plus:
- More time for photos and interacting with guests
- Simple games, dance-offs and activities coordinated with the host
- Great for larger parties, grand openings and community events
- Includes brief breaks as needed
Schools, Charities & Community Partners
Discounted or donated appearances are considered individually, based on availability. Mention your organization in the request form and we'll follow up.
Booking Details
- A team representative accompanies Stinger.
- A 50% deposit reserves the date.
- Remaining balance is due before the appearance.
- Please provide a private changing area.
- Bookings depend on availability and the team schedule.
Travel Distance Calculator
Stinger rolls out from StarCenter Multisport, Northlake
First 20 miles each way (40 round-trip) are free. Beyond that: $0.75/round-trip mile.
REQUEST STINGER
Tell us about your event and which package you'd like. We'll confirm availability and send your total (appearance + travel).
Stinger's Catchphrase Board
Say it with him. He hears everything.